Friday, February 8, 2013

No I Do NOT Tip My Gas Man..Here's Why

The scenario: rainy, cold, and dark, and dashboard displaying "0 miles to empty."

 

As I pull up to the full service Gulf station on Ditmars and 21st I let out a sigh of relief.  Only one time have I ever completely run out of gas to the point where my car stopped moving.  Thankfully, this was not that time.  

 

The attendant was nowhere to be found for several moments- annoyance number one.  Once he finally appeared he waved me down to a different pump- annoyance number two.  I rolled my window down, asked him to fill it up with super, but to please not top it off -- cash. 

 

After just one or two minutes past, I suddenly noticed that the pump stopped.  The pump was old and the plastic casing covering it had turnedmustard yellow, clouding my vision so I couldn't make out how much gas had been pumped into my car.  However, only a few short moments had passed, so I knew there was no way it was close to full- annoyance number three.  

 

The gas attendant had walked away from the pump immediately after setting it up, leaving it to automatically fill itself, or so he hoped.  I beepedfor the attendant to come back to my car and threw my hands up in the air to say What the F?!  

The attendant said to me, "Your car is full miss."

"Huh? That's impossible, how much gas was pumped?"

"Twenty seven dollars," he replied.

"Sir, my tank is not full, I came here on E please put more in."

 

He begins to actually do his job and physically grasps the lever to begin fueling again only for the pump to click off after just a few brief seconds.  Only a few dollars at a time are going in before the pump clicks off again. This process goes on for about ten more dollars.  At this point I was extremely fed up with how long it was taking not to mention afraid that his broken pump was going to mess up my tank by pumping air into it.  

 

"I don't know what's wrong with your tank miss, but it's not taking anymore gas"

 

I huff any puff and tell the gentleman "Whatever it is, it's enough... this is taking entirely too long, how much does it come to?"

"Thirty seven dollars."

 

I hand him my forty dollars and asked for my change.  I would say getting gas there took an extra fifteen minutes.  The only reason I tried that gas station was because it's conveniently located between me and Crossfit.  Though I'd like to say that was the one and only time I used their services, it was not.  The following week I went back to the dog that bit me and tried again only to get bit once more.  Nearly the same exact scenario played out.  In this case, the annoyance out weighs the conveniences and I will be going to the further gas station next time where I know the pumps work perfectly and the service is speedy.  You know what they say, time is money people and this chicks not spending any more money on you wasting my time Gulf. 

Friday, February 1, 2013

Small Cars Small Brains

So you've made the choice to compromise your dignity and have a small toy car as your vehicle.  Small cars aren't so bad, right? From what I hear there are tons of benefits; low cost, greater mileage, easy maneuverability, and simpler to park- or so they say! 

It's been five days of frustration for me.  I'm fortunate enough to live on a block in Astoria where, you can easily find parking- until this week.  When a vehicle parks in the middle of two spots, things can get ugly, especially on a Sunday or Monday night when alternate side parking is in effect. 

Here is my issue: why aren't people who are conscious enough of the world to make an eco friendly car purchase, incapable of excerising the same awareness when parking their tiny toy cars? Aren't they smart enough to take advantage of the "simpler to park" perk their tiny car has to offer? Why are they not smart enough to realize that the five feet of room left between the small ass of the car and curb is too small for even a tiny toy sized car like itself to fit behind.  Besides that, what's up with the ten feet of space left between you and the car in front of you? Did they really think the average car could fit there? 

My point is, if this tiny toy car took the time to back that ass up, I wouldn't of needed to circle around the blocks of Astoria in search of a parking spot.  There has been a car parked for a total of five days now- just parked in the middle of two spots.  I swear, I wish I could muster up the strength to physically move his car back five feet... or at least to leave an obnoxious note with a link to my blog!



P.S. Although I fully support the sentiment behind driving an eco-friendly car, (as so many of my best friends do) I just don't understand why they can't take advantage of all the features they have to offer! ;)